There’s Teddy?
Want to know where Teddy Lifeslurper has been for the past year?
Has Teddy Lifeslurper achieved the life-long goal of universal fame? Is Teddy happy in an on going role as social observer? Did Big Blue Dog ever catch up with Teddy Lifeslurper?
Really need to know?!
Ah!
Above might (or might not!) be a clue.
First you have to do some work:Guess what kind adventure/s Teddy* has spent the last 12 months doing.
Describe in a few (or many) words what you suspect Teddy Lifeslurper has been up to.
Post your guess/es below in the comments section.
The adventure chosen as the favorite of Teddy’s team of staff** will win their very own personalized Teddy Lifeslurper blog post.
Wow!
So post early, post often!
* Adventure/s may (or may not!) include the presence of one Big Blue Dog.
** If necessary, Team Teddy might decide the winner*** through public popular vote.
***”Winner”? every one who is a friend of Teddy Lifeslurper IS a WINNER!
Entries open NOW!
Comment early! Comment often!
Shy or retiring Teddyites are welcome to email Teddy:
teddyls AT fastmail DOT com DOT au
To be in the running – but keep their identity concealed – but Teddy can not promise any emailed adventures will not be shared.
December 7th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
I swear I saw a pink streak followed quickly by a blue one at Tullamarine.
I am sure that Teddy, in his rush to shake off his blue doggy tail, accidentally boarded a flight to London where he visited the Tower in hopes of a Beefeater slapping some chains on the Big Blue Dog.
Sadly, the Big Blue Dog evaded the Beefeater’s in a classic tail down, swerve maneuver and the pursuit continued.
There was a great move by Teddy in New York’s Times Square but the Big Blue dog anticipated it and was right on Teddy’s pink behind.
There was a truce to celebrate Lifeslurper’s birthday in (##month withheld to protect the innocent##) and an agreement to take the slow road back to the big brown land but Teddy was enthralled with the world – he wanted to put his paws on all continents.
The heard word of Lifeslurper’s being bullied on the forum and they have hightailed it back to Australia to stand on either side of Lifeslurper’s blog, complete with their dark suits and sunglasses to paw slap anyone who has less than nice intentions.
JBB, JourneyGirl, JourneyMan and JourneyDog are hugely relieved to see their good luck charms back where they belong!! XOXO
December 23rd, 2010 at 12:48 pm
I swear I saw Teddy and Blue dog at the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia Canada.
It is rumored that both Teddy and Blue dog got out on to the ice during a practice session of the pairs figuring skating event.
Teddy also stepped up to the plate and helped the German 4 man bob sled team to a silver medal after one of the team members got sick after eating some bad moose meet.
December 24th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Teddy went to the North Pole of course, where Clifford (the Big Red Dog) turned BLUE and chased him thinking he was Emily Elizabeth’s bunny… yep… and then they both went to Santa’s workshop to help out with the Christmas deliveries … yep!
Happy ICLW from #37 and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
December 26th, 2010 at 9:39 am
Teddy has been starring in movies in Hollywood! Thus the trips to the tanning booth. BTW, the Folli.stim pen needles as eye-covers made me laugh out loud. Hard.
~Jem (ICLW#5)
December 26th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Seems to me like Teddy got kidnapped by a little person who needed him to keep her company.
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